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chris rock on politics
on john mccain: “we don’t need a president with a bucket list. who’s going to be his vp? a nurse?”
on clinton’s experience: “my wife, we’ve been married 10 years, but if she got on stage now, y’all wouldn’t laugh at all.”
on obama: “we’ve never seen a black man so cool — that wasn’t in the music business…” …and reverend wright: “have you ever met a 75-year-old black man in this country that wasn’t angry? i mean, they have a few reasons.”
On voting: “they don’t want you to vote. if they did, we wouldn’t vote on a tuesday. in november. you ever throw a party on a tuesday? no. because nobody would come.” (via)
via Peter W. Knox.
