June 10, 2008
afrique du sud, 1981 by chris steele perkins
omg…
it was so HOT yesterday.
like the hinges on the gates of hell
it felt like i was receiving 1,000 hot blazing sun lashes on my bare, tired, back
i just knew i would keel over from heat stroke. right there in the mcdonalds line. *bam* drop dead in a puddle of my own sweat.
the poor kid at the counter didn’t even know what to do with himself when i charged through his doors looking like id been roasting over a slow spitfire. for 10 hours.
all i wanted was an extra large iced tea. it wasn’t too much to ask for. yet i was in line for almost 30 mins doing nothing in particular but breathing hot flames through my nose.
lawd have mercy.
i could have gotten arrested in mcdonalds yesterday. i was thisclose.
i may just have to start carrying a minature battery operated fan and a spray bottle of water like a senior citizen. 
you may laugh. but at least i wont be panting down your neck in the mickey d’s line like a poodle who just ran the kentucky derby.

afrique du sud, 1981 by chris steele perkins

omg…

it was so HOT yesterday.

like the hinges on the gates of hell

it felt like i was receiving 1,000 hot blazing sun lashes on my bare, tired, back

i just knew i would keel over from heat stroke. right there in the mcdonalds line. *bam* drop dead in a puddle of my own sweat.

the poor kid at the counter didn’t even know what to do with himself when i charged through his doors looking like id been roasting over a slow spitfire. for 10 hours.

all i wanted was an extra large iced tea. it wasn’t too much to ask for. yet i was in line for almost 30 mins doing nothing in particular but breathing hot flames through my nose.

lawd have mercy.

i could have gotten arrested in mcdonalds yesterday. i was thisclose.

i may just have to start carrying a minature battery operated fan and a spray bottle of water like a senior citizen. 

you may laugh. but at least i wont be panting down your neck in the mickey d’s line like a poodle who just ran the kentucky derby.